No, this hasn't turned into a food blog although I've
put on some weight. I now top the charts at 19lbs 2oz.
Here I am on a date with the lovely Oona. She has
two teeth already. All the better to nibble my ear lobes.
I needed to have my noggin checked out at the hospital
using some good old fashioned Magnetic Resonance Imaging.
Since, like all babies, I'm prone to squirming they had to
knock me out for the entire process so I don't remember a thing.
I'm happy to tell you I don't have a brain-eating zombie virus.
Everything checked out fine.
Also, I got to have a nice kip at the hospital.
kip1 Slang n
1. Brit sleep or slumber to get some kip
2. Brit a bed or lodging
3. Obsolete (except Irish) a brothel
vb kips, kipping, kipped (intr)
1. Brit to sleep or take a nap
2. Brit (foll by down) to prepare for sleep
I'm the king of the swingers.
In unrelated news, I can now sit up all by myself!
See you next time.